ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far
is tesco feeling ok
i miss tesco
i have been in a foreign country for almost three months and i haven’t been homesick at all
but i miss a fucking supermarket
what’s wrong with me
who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea
“Not all those who wander are lost.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
- me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
Romanticized vs. Realistic
as a member of Scotland I can confirm
growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and memories of when you were the supreme sibling
it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything
YAS BITCH NEW WEAVE!!!! 22 INCHES!!!!!! YAAAAS!!!!
NEW WEAVE!!! 22INCHEs!!!!!
Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young
But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”
I AM AN ENGLISH STAFF MEMBER AT AN AMERICAN SUMMER CAMP THAT MAKES CAMPERS RECITE IT EVERY DAY AND LEMME TELL YOU, IT’S FUCKING CREEPY TO BE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THAT CULT
I couldn’t stop smiling.
oh fuck das smooth as fuck